Trifecta Week 104: Bad Help is Hard to Find

The Crimson Doctor sighed as he dropped another application on the rejected pile. His wife, Silver Slayer, stalked up behind him and dug her fingers deep into his shoulders. The Doctor moaned in relief. “Thank you, dear. Who knew finding a nanny would be so damnably difficult?”

Slayer chuckled, a rich, throaty rumble. “Well, Jenny does have special needs.” She leaned down and brushed her lips across his cheek. “Our little hellion needs guidance. Our battles with The Legendary take up so much time.”

“What’s wrong with robotic servitors? My father built me a mechanical nanny, and turned out fine.”

A knock on the door killed the quip on Slayer’s lips. “That must be your 2:00.”

The door opened before The Doctor could muster his usual, curt, “Enter!” A young woman, wearing a sundress and bright yellow heels, sauntered into his office and sat down without invitation. “I’m Panacea. When do I start?”

Slayer’s skin tinted into her namesake, while The Doctor arched an eyebrow. “Presumptuous. Tell me, why shouldn’t I just vaporize you now and use your ashes for my coffee?”

She flashed perfect teeth. “Because you need a companion for the household, a confidante that knows how to keep a secret…” She reached forward, her hand glowing a sickly black, grabbed a folder and it disintegrated.

Panacea smirked and the glow changed to white. The paper molecules swirled and reconstituted back into form. “…and you need someone not afraid to get their hands dirty.”

The Doctor leaned back in his chair and glanced at his wife. She nodded, her face a metal mask. “Very well,” he said. “Carrot and stick all in one, I like it. I assume you have references?”

“I worked as an au pair for the SteelJaws during college. Feel free to call them.”

The Doctor’s lips tugged upward. “A good , solid villain family. Very well, provided Jenny accepts you, we’ll give you a try.”

“If she doesn’t accept me?”

“You won’t live long enough to realize it.”

Word Count: 333

Trifecta Time again! This week’s offering is another snippet in the life of everyone’s favorite villain family they’ve never heard of: The Hershels! If you’d like to see the first installment, please click here.

To make it fun, leave a name for a villain group in the comments. I’ll use the one I like the best in their continuing saga. Hope you enjoy!

Trifecta is open to everyone, so follow the link and join in the fun!

This week’s word (3rd definition):

1
:  one that accompanies another :  comrade, associate; also:  one that keeps company with another
2
obsolete :  rascal

Happy Reading and Writing!

J. Milburn

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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11 thoughts on “Trifecta Week 104: Bad Help is Hard to Find

  1. Excellent job! I loved the super villain angle!

  2. Hahaha The ultimate in psychometrics!

  3. ha! great ending! nice take on the prompt.

    best,
    MOV

  4. I loved it, the language, the dialogue, the presence of characters – all very good!

  5. […] Trifecta Week 104: Bad Help is Hard to Find (jeremymilburn.wordpress.com) […]

  6. Haha…this is great – especially the last line. I’m a little bit scared of Jenny 🙂

  7. Great ending. Loved the whole read!

  8. This is like reading Tolkien, the reader enters into a world that is already going on, all the time, and gets to visit for a little while. I like your experimentation that seems to float around all sorts of genres in your own universe. Cool stuff, thanks for the read!

  9. What a kooky family haha Great work!

  10. Awesome take on this challenge. Well done!

  11. Love the family of villains. Fun take on the prompt. Thanks for linking up!

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