“You don’t really expect me to sit through all of this, do you?”
My mom grins and waggles her eyebrows. “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”
Lord, save me from moms who think they’re funny. On stage, six-year-old girls prance about, make-up caked on like I imagine a low-rent hooker would have hers and dressed much the same. I lean over closer to Mom; Dad’s giving me the stink-eye for talking so loud. “You know pedophiles are all over this like a fat kid on cake, right?”
“Jared, just sit and watch. Your sister likes doing these pageants.”
I look around. Most of the auditorium chairs sit empty, except for helicopter moms living vicariously through their little girls and a few suspicious guys in trench-coats. “I’m going to boo.”
Dad grabs my arm and squeezes. Hard. “Do, and learn a brand-new definition of pain. Quit being selfish and support your sister.”
I sit back and pout through the rest of the disgusting display. Some living doll, replete with plastic skin and Vaseline smile, wins. Sis comes in fifth. I hope the loss means no more of these “beauty” pageants, but I know it means Mom will just go crazier.
Sis and I sit in the car, quiet as Mom critiques her performance. I try to tune out, but the words “a little more butt when you dance” pierce the veil. I try not to gag.
We get home and Sis goes upstairs. Dad heads into the kitchen and Mom looks at me. “You know, I don’t think she can win.”
“Wonderful, we can stop this crap then.”
Mom’s eyes take on a manic gleam. “Oh, no.” She grabs my chin. “You have such fine bone structure. You could win.”
Dad comes out with a butcher knife in his hand. “Now you just need to be a girl.” Mom grabs me and the knife descends.
I bolt upright, sweating hard. No more burritos smothered in cheese and ranch during Toddlers & Tiaras.
Word Count: 333
Trifecta time! This weeks prompt: 33 to 333 words and only one them of needs to be-
used to express contempt or disapproval or to startle or frighten2 (noun)
a sound that people make to show they do not like or approve of someone or something
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